Oh What’s A Girl To Do?

Oh what’s a girl to do,
When Penfold wants her too,
To both she cannot be true.
Can she?
When two loves come a’knockin’,
And both can do the talkin’,
She shouldn’t think of walkin’.
Should she?
She’ll feast on adoration.
She’s part of Fast Food Nation,
They’ll meet her at the station.
Won’t they?
The both will make her giggle,
Which makes her tummy wiggle,
And makes her boobies jiggle.
Don’t they?
So what’s a girl to do,
When she loves both of you,
Penfold and the Stooge too.
Threeway?

8 Comments so far

  1. Ultrastooge 5kbs9Ram on February 8th, 2010

    nyuk nyuk nyuk! Still trying to get past verse 4. I `m stuck in a loop now until the money runs out in my electric meter.

  2. Cinnibun on February 8th, 2010

    I will most soitenly agree
    I didn’t just fall out of the tree
    I have no gripe with number 3.
    I’ll try to be nice just like I should
    And thank the Lard for morning wood
    just do away with this silly Y!Feud.
    Though I think he’ll put up a fuss
    He will not want to share your perfect “ss
    The reason being hewears Y!Buttfloss
    And i should know cause I’m a “dude”
    Although my poetry is crude
    That penfold’s probably a prude.

  3. El Penfold on February 8th, 2010

    ok, i think I just lost 7-10 IQ points……my head actually hurts right now

  4. enigmati on February 8th, 2010

    luv it…very nice work

  5. Tiff on February 8th, 2010

    oh , Cin , whats up girl. I’m a writer and I dig the poem. very impressive..keep it coming . its good . its real. if you want to hear someof my poetry let me know. baby you got it going on.
    diggin your words, JETHRO.

  6. jethrooo on February 8th, 2010

    Cute and intriguing!

  7. emenbens on February 8th, 2010

    Cinammon, threeway? Sounds exciting. I’m watching for our next episode of Meltdown at C.U. Pleas my dear don’t keep me waiting too long.

  8. The Dark Prince on February 9th, 2010

    Ummm… I think you should write another poem, it’s funny, it made me horny at the end, but it needs to be redirected into something else, your first 3 lines were top notch until you asked questions, save the first 3 lines for another poem…
    Keep writing…

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